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bs2
General
Posts: 610
Registered: 3-16-2004
Location: England
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Mood: BHD, BHD... and
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-- When some 1 is bugging you while your playing and you try and turn the gun on them!:o
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front-liner
General
Posts: 939
Registered: 5-21-2004
Location: Broken Hill, NSW
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Mood: Doing Stuff
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when you throw a grenade at someone in real life you expect it to kill them without exploding.
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Wootenator
Private
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Registered: 5-31-2003
Location: Buckeye Lake, OH
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--you get upset cos the checkout guy has never heard of JO and is wierded out by your useless chatter...
--when your wife calls for you with your TAG name
--without paying attention, you pull the car into your front lawn instead of the driveway
--you look in windows before entering the house, checking for enemies...then tell the family "OK GO!!!"
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HiddenTalent
Grunt
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Registered: 1-2-2005
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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your walking in a mall and u see some 1 thinking u can lead 2m and take them out
u say "laugh out loud" when ur friends make you laugh:P
ur at a defence force open tour and u say u run a division of the army in the joint ops unit
u dont have friends
u dont sleep
u dont eat :P
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front-liner
General
Posts: 939
Registered: 5-21-2004
Location: Broken Hill, NSW
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When you try to go to sleep at night and all you can think about is explosions, gunfire and bad language.:D
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bluevelvet
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Posts: 1189
Registered: 11-26-2003
Location: canada
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when you run through the house using everything as a gun and running and ducking behind things, or when you pick up a pipe or something and pretend to
blow away what you aiming at. or when your talking to someone and you start talking in army terms and they have no idea what your saying, i do that
alot.
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front-liner
General
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Location: Broken Hill, NSW
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lmao, I do that all the time too! Hell, I even use a pen as my very own missile launcher and pretend to obliterate a huge mob of people! Or I'll say
'You take point' to someone whos going to show me something... strangest things we do...
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bs2
General
Posts: 610
Registered: 3-16-2004
Location: England
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Mood: BHD, BHD... and
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--When you go in the fridge to get something to eat and you look for the name in green
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dafjedavid
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When u look on the financial section of your newspaper and think: "dang, that are some real good kill/death ratios 
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Hack-Slash.
Grunt
Posts: 18
Registered: 12-31-2004
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-- Your walking around in town and your wondering why no ones trying to kill you.
-- your looking at someone and thinking "how do i change the crosshair"
-- when you get in your car your wondering why it doesnt start immediately without touching anything and thinking about the moron that stole your 50.
-- When you walk into a big building and you r wondering where the filters are for the rooms
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NS LTC JD
Grunt
Posts: 7
Registered: 8-24-2004
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When you get over 100 kills and dont die
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Wildman
Corporal
Posts: 222
Registered: 9-11-2004
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You know you play too much when...
When you get withdrawl symptoms if you don't play for a day
and then place a post in a thread titled " You know you play too much when... "
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bs2
General
Posts: 610
Registered: 3-16-2004
Location: England
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Mood: BHD, BHD... and
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Wildman
When you get withdrawl symptoms if you don't play for a day
and then place a post in a thread titled " You know you play too much when... " |
I knew that was coming lol
--when you try and jump over a hill with a dirt bike
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One Shot One Kill
Captain
Posts: 283
Registered: 12-18-2004
Location: Great Britain
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Here's some interesting ones!!!
You know when you play to much Joint Ops when:
--When you look across the road at your neighbours window and you see him, then you reach for your binoculars to get the range info for your M82
Sniper rifle!!!:D
--When your playing hide and seek with your brother and you pull out your knife for a stealthy kill!!!:D
--When your a passenger in a car and you climb up through the sun roof and say "I'm on the .50"!!!:D
--When your celebrating with fireworks and you shout "Incoming"!!!:D
--When you see your strict teachers house and you pull out your target designator!!!:D
--When you see your scary relatives car approaching at 200 metres and you aquire a lock with your Javelin!!! :D
--When you see a row of people in a street and you perch your M249 SAW on a wall and provide covering fire!!!:D
--When your in someone's house and you pull out your trusty Colt .45 caliber pistol for some close quarters combat!!!:D
--When your at a sea port and you check for Mark V's and LCAC's!!!:D
--When your at an airport and you check for spare places on a Black Hawk to man a Minigun!!!:D
--When your stroling through the woods and you dive behind the nearest rock for cover!!! :D
--When your at the entrance to someone's house and you throw a grenade in there to flush it out!!!:D
--When you come home and you check to see if your LFP flag has been captured!!!:D
--When you see a line of cars approaching down the road and you pull out your AT4 to destroy the lead vehicle and slow the convoy down!!!:D
--When you fall down the stairs and shout "Medic!!!" "Medic!!!":D
--When your on an airliner and you check to see if you have a parachute, then you approach the door!!!:D
(Thats all I can think of at the moment, I will add to my post if I think of any others!):D
And also: WHY THE HELL IS THIS PAGE ALL CRAMPED UP?:o
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Þoncho
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I remember when this thread started and there were legitimate "you know when you play too much" responses......
oh hell......at least it shows that some have quite an imagination..
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CybeR SoldieR
Grunt
Posts: 15
Registered: 5-10-2005
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Mood: my head hurts
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U know you have played to much when you see a chopper and you check to see if the pilot has got a name over his head, sorry if that`s been said but i
was laughing to much to read them all lol.
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Distant Storm
General
Posts: 870
Registered: 9-13-2004
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Mood: Distant
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--you even dream about being in delta force and find yourself jumping outta your skin in bed because you have just being shot
--you find yourself looking for little black dots of other snipers :D
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GOA. Sniper~SS
Corporal
Posts: 140
Registered: 5-21-2004
Location: Fort Huachuca AZ
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Mood: Hmmm
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When your sitting at school and start day dreaming about what you gonna do if people with AK-47s come running in the door
Kill them; Before they kill you!
One Shot; One Kill!
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perigrine falcon
Map Rater
Posts: 1684
Registered: 3-11-2003
Location: Iowa
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when u start getting so good your team wins 6-8 games in a row then you wake up and play
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Frogmann
Grunt
Posts: 14
Registered: 12-16-2004
Location: USA
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Mood: Stealthy
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Sometimes I want to say Tink You. Cause thats what words I think of when I see TY lol.
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Frogmann
Grunt
Posts: 14
Registered: 12-16-2004
Location: USA
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Mood: Stealthy
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| Quote: | Originally posted by GOA. Sniper~SS
When your sitting at school and start day dreaming about what you gonna do if people with AK-47s come running in the door |
I do that sometimes LOL!
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Fireant
Hero Mod
Posts: 3166
Registered: 10-5-2003
Location: South Dakota
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Mood: No Compromise
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ROFL!!!
I cant belieive I missed this post...
--When you hear the neighbors lawnmower and start lookin for Blackhawks...
--When your trying to go outside and the kids and the dog are all blocking the door and you yell "GO_GO_GO_!!!
--When your 25 feet up in a tree hangin a rope-swing for the kids and thingking "Hey, This ain't a bad sniping spot!"
--When your sniping Crows, Starlings, and Pidgons with a pellet gun and hearing the echo of the 50cal Barret everytime you take 1 out.
--When your camping on your porch havin a smoke, and lookin up and down the street at cars and homes waiting for the enemy to jump out and wondering
where you left your RPG.
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bs2
General
Posts: 610
Registered: 3-16-2004
Location: England
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Mood: BHD, BHD... and
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--When you miss your turning on a main road and just jump out your car :D
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Gysgt.
Grunt
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Registered: 6-16-2005
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Drunk Stuff
When you're lookin at you're Lt. and say ( in a ventriloquismismic voice) " Hey, OOOver here." As he turns,you pretend to grab a .50 to turn him into
a pin cushion.
When your brother is on the toilet and taking a dump, you throw a smoldering beef patty in front of him and yell grenade...... dang that was
funny.....
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front-liner
General
Posts: 939
Registered: 5-21-2004
Location: Broken Hill, NSW
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Mood: Doing Stuff
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lmao I ncant believe this post is still going...
When your in one of those big mazes with a heap of people you see them running around but you go prone and move stealthily and check the corners until
some dude finds you.
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