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[*] posted on 5-20-2004 at 01:18 AM
You know you play too much when...


This is alittle something i do when i get addicted to a game, came up with a few and i hope everybody can add some :D

You know you play too much Joint Ops When....

-- you check the bushes around your house for snipers.

-- your reach for your stinger missile when you see a helicopter leave the airport.

-- you get in your car to drive and you look down to see if its green/yellow/ or red.

thats it for now. :D
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[*] posted on 5-20-2004 at 01:22 AM


-- when you say the letters T or Y before talking to someone..







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[*] posted on 5-20-2004 at 02:30 AM


-- Answer the phone and ask where that person is on the grid..

-- You start to call young people 'n00bs' in real life..

-- You go prone and yell 'Sniper On The Hill!!' In an American voice when a rickety car back-fires as it passes by..






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[*] posted on 5-20-2004 at 03:02 AM


haha, nice ones.

i was gonna keep it joint ops orientated but... since u opened the lid :D

-- you find your brother all alone in the house, and you call him a noob for camping

-- when sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your teamspeak transmit button before talking.

-- you run outta your room every morning in fear of getting spawn killed.

-- you see something funny, but not completely laughable, - you say 'laugh out loud' instead of laughing.

-- you see something amazing and u say the words OH EM GEE (OMG).

-- you jump off the balcony chasing your brother then you realize that the fall damage is alittle more in real life.

-- you see somebody hurt on the street and you run up yelling, im a medic!

-- your walking down the street, your trying to press the w button.

-- you pass out game CD's as a recruitment tool.

-- your wife checks your scrimmage schedule before planning any vacations.

-- you scream in an asian accent "Need a Ride!" everytime u need to be picked up, and "GO GO GO" once u get in the car.

-- Hate one of your friends just because they have the same name as somebody that owns you in the server.

-- you strafe down the street hoping your neighbors wont get a good read on you.
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[*] posted on 5-20-2004 at 03:10 AM


-- after having a "lovely evening" (u know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.

-- you call your girlfriend a hacker, because you suspect her of cheating.

-- everytime you see any war movie or tactical fighting, you think you could of taken them out with the rocket chopper.
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smile.gif posted on 5-20-2004 at 03:32 AM
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- when u get into a Zodiac and sneak to next doors

- when u see a hole in ure jumper and cry out i need a medic.

- when u see someon having a fit on the street u get doen and yell HES GETTING POUNDED BY A MINIGUN CHOPPER!!!

- when ure at the airport and u jump out of the chopper

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[*] posted on 5-20-2004 at 10:11 PM


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-- after having a "lovely evening" (u know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.


LMFAO! Oh crap I dont think I've laughed that much in a while, thats made my day mate thanks :D
But this... "-- you see something funny, but not completely laughable, - you say 'laugh out loud' instead of laughing. " I have actually done that :o

-- You lean while running when you go out for the morning paper..






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cool.gif posted on 5-21-2004 at 02:25 AM


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-- when you jump out of your car as you get to work while the cars still rolling and run in the door while your vehicle goes rolling on past ..







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[*] posted on 5-21-2004 at 09:19 AM


-when you wake up in the morning after dreaming you say a stinger on your tail

You know you've played too long at once when you go into a weird state (which i've done numerous times, usually due to being tired) you know your awake, but it feels like a dream, usual side affects are
-you react faster
-unaware of anything happening around you, and its as though all sounds relating to anything other then the game are blocked out
-you don't blink for 4 minutes at a time

and my third 1
-you strain yourself trying to find reasons you've played too much




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[*] posted on 5-21-2004 at 02:36 PM


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-- when sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your teamspeak transmit button before talking.


I'm ashamed to admit i have done this lol, i'd just been playing a squad match, and had to answer the phone lol... lucky i had turned TS off lol.

i have also said "lol" instead of laughing once... though that was a hang up from tooooo much internet chat lol




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[*] posted on 5-21-2004 at 03:31 PM


LOL. Dont be ashamed, i've done a bunch listed here. :cool:

-- you expect a red cross to appear when you see one of your friends.

-- you start seeing neon green nametags above peoples heads.

-- you perform a new move in bed the wifey says "Nice Shot!"

-- you fall behind on a walk, and your reason is that your on 56k (dumb, i know. hehe)

-- you keep looking up when driving your friends to see if your getting bonus points.

-- you drop to the prone position when you see your neighbors.

-- every visual site becomes an idea for a map.

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-you strain yourself trying to find reasons you've played too much

HAHA.
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[*] posted on 5-21-2004 at 10:58 PM


-- When you goto laugh at something and say LOL





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[*] posted on 5-21-2004 at 11:37 PM


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-- when you say the letters T or Y before talking to someone..


Yep, i've definately done that, everytime i'm on msn or aim it usually says talrite m8 or thi
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[*] posted on 5-22-2004 at 02:53 AM


-- your sitting on the couch with your friends, and you expect their head to turn backwards like the exorcist. (freaked me out when i first started playing this game, sat in a chopper and watched the pilot's head spin as he looked around LOL.)

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[*] posted on 5-22-2004 at 01:15 PM


ROFL. OMG I havnt laughed this much in a long time. i dont have any yet, once i think of some ill post. LMAO!




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Quote:

--you find your brother all alone in the house, and you call him a noob for camping
-- after having a "lovely evening" (u know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.

-- you jump off the balcony chasing your brother then you realize that the fall damage is alittle more in real life.

-- when sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your teamspeak transmit button before talking. (Guilty)
-- You lean while running when you go out for the morning paper..
-- you start seeing neon green nametags above peoples heads.

-- you perform a new move in bed the wifey says "Nice Shot!"



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[*] posted on 6-1-2004 at 08:25 PM
OHH!!!


-u jump into someones car and try to get on the '50. (BUMP!!!)

-u grab a hairdryer and start blowing everyone away saying, "THIS IS FOR C@NNI8A\_!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(cos hes someone u saw on a game and some guy shot him in the head. NOOOOO!!)

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[*] posted on 6-7-2004 at 08:46 AM


lol man that's some funny stuff!



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[*] posted on 6-8-2004 at 11:58 PM


your most dreaded words become..

Allocation error.. polyterrain colormap blah blah bla..








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[*] posted on 6-9-2004 at 03:48 AM


No Bullet, you just killed that one :D





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[*] posted on 6-9-2004 at 04:04 AM


dang, i'd wish i'd said tht when i thought of it! Although in soe respects i'm quite happy you did!

Ok wot about sayin things like 'ty' in a normal conversation with friends! I know i've done it! :(
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[*] posted on 6-9-2004 at 04:06 AM


Yeah I say that to my mum all the time lol :D





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[*] posted on 6-9-2004 at 06:06 PM


That is deadset funny stuff i near pee'd myself reading all that guys good stuff!:)



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[*] posted on 6-10-2004 at 01:29 PM


:D great.......been here at the barrack many times...for dwnload mainly but this post made me register....the "u know u played to much" list i have seen before, but this post could propably be the most complete list or atleast funniest i have seen.....and for once for a game i play.......

bottom line: Would it be ok if i "borrowed" the best or perhaps them all and published a list of them (with credits ofc)on my upcoming GAMESITE www.Jointhedawgside.dk a site covering (when its finished) Gaming (bhd, jo ops or "that family" mainly) & what can i say Clan and gaming related stuff like gamevideos by players, sigs, avatars, gamehumor, toonz, in other words = ANYTHING U CAN DO WITH OR FOR YOUR GAME (or com) WHEN NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING IT;)

the site will be up in a few months due to a 3 months vacation but here is a little taste of whut to come in a 30mb video http://www.jointhedawgside.dk/video/JaydogDKvideo.avi my first btw.....
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