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[*] posted on 9-6-2004 at 04:12 PM


haha its funny cuz ive been playin america's army alot lately and i hear alot of the sounds on it every day, so im friggin paranoid that someones gonna come up with a silenced ak and shoot the crap outta me... so whenever i hear these noises i crouch immediatly and scan everywhere, lol :D sad, aint it



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[*] posted on 9-8-2004 at 09:16 AM


hehe lol...thats like lastnight... I heard thsi noise from outside and I immediatly went into action. I was like almost half way up the wall scanning outside the window, but only poked my head out quickly or a little bit...in case there was a sniper on the roof of the house across the road:D then, I got my army pocket knife and went on a patrol and cleared all rooms in the house. Nothing. Took me 20 mins to search everything. Then, I decided to confuse this intruder by switching on the outside lights, in case there was a hit team outside, the light would burn their eyes if they were wearing NVGs. After all this, i discovered that the intruder was some stupid mungrel cat:(:D
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[*] posted on 9-10-2004 at 01:26 AM


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... I got my army pocket knife and went on a patrol...


lmfao... oh man was that funny.




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[*] posted on 9-10-2004 at 08:51 AM


haha thats nothin, ill go on patrol with a gun, lol :D
and i live in a place with lots of trees, and whenever its night and i hear leaves crunchin and crap i go out with my gun and go prone to snipe any unsuspecting enemy forces... lol. and thats not even the half of it!




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[*] posted on 9-10-2004 at 08:57 AM


You should try having those solar powered lights in your back garden..... Whenever i pop downstairs for a midnight snack after a long night of BHD and look out of the patio doors and have those things stairin back out ya it scares the $sss out of me! For some reason i always end up on the floor shouting their comming from the rear.... strange what BHD in the middle of the night can do to ya! :)



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[*] posted on 9-11-2004 at 10:29 PM


When you fall out of bed and respawn on the couch.


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[*] posted on 9-12-2004 at 04:38 AM


when you wake up in the middle of the night after having a dream that ur in Delta Force, then looking around ur house for enemies then going outside to check for campers, then bringing ur dog inside to guard you while you sleep in case enemy forces come while ur sleeping. That happened to me last night! :|



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When you fall out of bed and respawn on the couch.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! lol! LMFAO! Now thats funy:)
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[*] posted on 9-15-2004 at 12:53 PM


galaxycrest, mate, you do almost what me and Barefoot do out at his place. He lives out bush and we both go to cadets (except different units, hes in air force :( im in the army:D so we both have a pair of DPCUs. (Disruptive Pattern Camouflage Uniform) and he has a huge stash of weapons (ok, so their plastic guns, but hey, cant stop our imagination;)) I usually get locked and loaded with an MP-5, he takes his wooden P-90. We walk out onto the road and attempt to reach a RP without being detected by vehicles. Lots of ppl go drive abouts near his place, making stealth hard at day. We use the cover of long grass and lying still with our DPCUs covering all parts of our skin. At night, we can walk way down to the Stuart Highway about 800 metres away. Still lots of cars at night. Makes for lots of fun. Then we scare cars. We sort of run across this area with our weapons 'blazing'. Then we camp for a bit, make sure theyre gone. One time, this car chased us, we had to bolt off into the scrub. Barefoot was cr@ping himself, I thought it was fun.:D
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[*] posted on 9-15-2004 at 06:46 PM


Lol... now thats imagination for you... behind my house theirs a big field with chest high grass and a wooded area surrounding it, it's awesome for BB Gun Wars that we play know and again... it's always fun jumping up from the grass and shooting some1 in the back as they run past!! :D... i always seem to end up in a tree sniping people... just habit from playing DF, LOL :)



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[*] posted on 9-16-2004 at 07:24 AM


haha the closest i get to DF is when my and my buddies go airsofting at my house at night... hahaha crap its awesome. and i can take advantage of me knowing where everything is, so even if i cant see i can still move around! and christmas is comin so i hope to get an AEG.. mebe an M4 or sumthin :D



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[*] posted on 9-17-2004 at 02:19 PM


lol we all wish we could get something descent other than a wooden weapon! Man, thats like Zone 3 up here...awesome as, but the arena is a little confined, but the firefights can be massive, and The Hall of Mirrors or Sniper Alley is a headache:D
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[*] posted on 9-18-2004 at 05:23 AM


When your kids show up on a TV add for 'feed the Children'.

When your wife goes to bed dressed like JO AI's just so you look at here.

Your Dog pisses on your leg to get you to walk him.

You find your self in a ditch with a DPS officer writeing you out a ticket for running AI's down...oh wait I'm not at my computer.:D




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[*] posted on 9-20-2004 at 07:09 AM
Played too much when..


- when you wake up from not sleeping and find out the hill you was climbing was really your sheet bunched up under your body

-When you take out 32 people in a war torn zone in your town only to wake up cause statistically your going to die soon. " I cant keep this up"

-when you dream all night your a sniper, wake up mad the whole next day cause you didn’t get any kills

-when you hear the rumble of a on coming heavy vehicle and you reach for your at4

-No really I work at an airport, walk around thinking this could turn into a menacing situation

-realize that everyone is the enemy cause they have no tag floating over thier heads
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[*] posted on 9-20-2004 at 03:10 PM


when you start jumping over tables and chairs at school instead of around them:D did that today...
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[*] posted on 9-21-2004 at 01:19 AM


I cant get over how long this thread has been going, and its still get fresh, funny responses :D keep them coming!





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[*] posted on 9-21-2004 at 02:24 AM


Just shows you how addictive these games are!! :D Keep them coming guys!!



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[*] posted on 9-22-2004 at 02:30 AM
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last night i woke up at 0340 seeing my buddies with medic timers - I guess I have been playing a bit much this week :cool:
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[*] posted on 9-22-2004 at 05:48 AM


1) When different people begin spawning in your house and move on to the next one down the street to take it over...

2) As soon as you drive away to work another vehicle appears in your drive way...

3) You say LOL instead of actually laughing...

4) When you throw a party people start leaving because of LAG...

5) The only way your boss can get you to work is by placing waypoints around the building

6) Your birth certificate somehow has your squad's name and website on it...

7) You pressed Ctrl + R and received your life insurance check in the mail...
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[*] posted on 9-23-2004 at 11:59 AM


"The only way your boss can get you to work is by placing waypoints around the building"

ha ha ha! lol thats pretty funny. Woah, I thought I just saw this person walk past with lag..she sort of froze...i gotta really cut down on these games...ah stuff it.
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[*] posted on 9-24-2004 at 03:53 AM


LOL, this is some funny stuff!
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[*] posted on 9-24-2004 at 09:35 AM


I agree with Trade, this threads like the longest one ive ever seen. Still fresh and they just keep coming.
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[*] posted on 9-25-2004 at 02:10 AM


Your eyes are now running on 128MB AGP 8X...
Your PC nags about you spending too much time on that dang wife...
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[*] posted on 9-26-2004 at 04:28 PM


im outta ideas :(:P:o



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[*] posted on 9-27-2004 at 01:05 AM
i hate to andmite this but...


i have instant mesage and alot of times i press t to start typing a mesege lol!:D
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