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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 11:22 AM


My Mrs has some friends there, she wants to visit next year... when this trip comes up, I'll try and remember about your meeting, and maybe join in.. :)

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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 11:34 AM


sounds good to me :) i'm sure roughie wouldn't mind meeting ya :) I was picking on him about not making it to DFB as much anymore... he says he'll be around more now though cos he's working less... or some such excuse lol... *waits for roughie to make a reply lol*



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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 11:59 AM


Mine(I can't believe there are still more to be said :o )

--You don't leave your car for more than a few seconds or else it might just blow up.

--You reach for a flashbang when entering your house.

--You are suddenly nervous during a long walk because you see no PSP and you have gone a long way. You don't want to walk it again.





lauf, lauf, so schnell wie du kanst - du kanst mich nicht fangen, ich bin der PFEFFERKUCKENMANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 12:36 PM


When you find your parking spot at walmart you yell to your kids "We're at the target, GOGOGO!

You label your bills pile as "Intel"

Your on a boating trip and while passing another boat you look at the compass. Seeing their not on your "radar" you yell to your family "Tango, get down and man the fifty!"

Your on a boating trip and while passing another boat you look at the compass. Seeing their not on your "radar" you yell to your family "Tango, get down and man the fifty!" and your family does it

Your a commercial air pilot, and everytime you hear a beeping from your control panel you do a corkscrew




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[*] posted on 7-13-2004 at 02:30 PM


--when u dress up in camo and ask your wife if she can see u in the grass

--when drop and roll on your way to the mailbox.

--when u hop in your car honk your horn and yell anyone need a ride... then say after we are rolling now!!!




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[*] posted on 7-15-2004 at 10:35 AM


your friends come over and you won't let them in because they have a bad "ping"
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[*] posted on 7-15-2004 at 11:36 AM
From Hawkeye-1944, AKA Hawkeye-ESS


--You break out in a cold sweat when spy camera screens in movies flash "Connection Interrupted."

--You walk out of suddenly-crowded rooms muttering, "Accident waiting to happen."

--You prefer to play golf...in the rough, because it "offers better cover."

--Pretend to shoot at buses when they leave without you.

--Try to "doubleshift" when reloading your snack plate at the 'fridge.

--Curse "those dang 'bangers" during thunderstorms.

--Lie just inside your front door waiting for someone to just TRY to break in.
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[*] posted on 7-16-2004 at 08:15 AM


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LOL. Dont be ashamed, i've done a bunch listed here. :cool:

-- you expect a red cross to appear when you see one of your friends.

-- you start seeing neon green nametags above peoples heads.

-- you drop to the prone position when you see your neighbors.

-- every visual site becomes an idea for a map.

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-you strain yourself trying to find reasons you've played too much

HAHA.


ROFL dude i do them! I also....

-Check the horizon over the field behind my house for snipers and keep trying to press B to get binoculars if i see a dog walker.

All the rest have been said im sure that one has too.
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[*] posted on 7-17-2004 at 07:03 AM


Hey guys. My contribution...

When the trip to the mall is so long, you consider committing suicide and respawning at work, until you can't find the Ctrl key.

You're shocked when you're car explodes after spraying it with the minigun, just to let your friend know you're on board.

You curse your boss when he returns to work and interrupts your after-hours gaming on the business broadband. That's happened twice to me!

When a car backfires, you look for the yellow triangle in the spinmap.

Your conversations with family are limited to 20 sayings, with slight variations as to what kind of vehicle you're in.

While driving, you switch lanes to behind the dune buggy because it's fifty can't get you there.

You are shocked when helicopters fly above 500 feet.

You get your friend's answering machine, and cry in disgust "I've got to patch again!?!"

When it turns dark, you start looking for an armory to trade in your sniper rifle.

You try typing ~switchteams before heading to the showers at the gym!
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[*] posted on 7-18-2004 at 11:23 AM
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When somebody throws a water baloon at you and you yell NOOB NADER!



this world is just like an mmorpg except for the fact that killing your monster sister is agianst the law.
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[*] posted on 7-18-2004 at 11:28 AM
i know


When you have a bad day and you throw very big rock at your own head thinking you can respawn at your base.....:D:D



this world is just like an mmorpg except for the fact that killing your monster sister is agianst the law.
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[*] posted on 7-21-2004 at 01:39 PM


man i wish i culd think so thes things:o



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[*] posted on 7-22-2004 at 02:08 AM


Another one-

You vote for the candidate who promises "A Stryker in every garage and a Rocket Chopper at every spawn point"!
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[*] posted on 7-23-2004 at 05:04 PM


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-- when you say the letters T or Y before talking to someone..


hahaha i do that 2
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biggrin.gif posted on 7-26-2004 at 04:26 AM
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-when you go to the hospital hiting ppl with your back pack hoping the will revive

-when your late to work so you start striping your cloths to run faster

-when you shoot your self know your going to respawn

-When you drive to the store realy fast hoping rebles wount RPG your car

-when your afraid to leave your house becuse the rebles might take contol of it
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[*] posted on 7-29-2004 at 02:53 PM


-when you look for the 'save' button before doing something dangerous, thinking you would respawn again.
this si teh funniest thread Ive ever seen!! LMAO!
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[*] posted on 7-30-2004 at 03:04 PM


heres one I only did like 5 times...
-When you finish eating an apple and you pull the twig off and hurtle the core over your shoulder and yell out: "GRENADE!"
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[*] posted on 8-10-2004 at 07:57 AM


Lol. Funny stuff lads.

I've collected my favorites and will post them on the XRW site, collect the results and get back to you.

-- you know you've played too much when you dive into the tub when your wife opens the bathroom door.

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[*] posted on 8-20-2004 at 01:29 PM


You know you play to much when...
...you refer to going to the bathroom by saying 'i gotta sysdump'
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wink.gif posted on 8-20-2004 at 01:35 PM


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For some of the older guys with kids....


2.The missus puts u on a promise and u reply i'll be up in 5mins knowing its gonna be atleast 2hrs before u find her smashed out on the bed and u creep in beside her at 4am ..

Absolutely too true! ROFLMAO!!!
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[*] posted on 8-22-2004 at 02:14 AM


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You know you play to much when...
...you refer to going to the bathroom by saying 'i gotta sysdump'


OMG OMG OMG... LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO .... HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Oh man, that is a good one. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...

well that totally overshadows mine, i cant sotp laughing.

... when you hear a gunshot and you run towards it to try and catch the shooter off-guard and knife him.
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[*] posted on 8-28-2004 at 03:08 AM


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This is alittle something i do when i get addicted to a game, came up with a few and i hope everybody can add some :D

You know you play too much Joint Ops When....

-- you check the bushes around your house for snipers.

-- your reach for your stinger missile when you see a helicopter leave the airport.

-- you get in your car to drive and you look down to see if its green/yellow/ or red.

thats it for now. :D


some people drive even with it red
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[*] posted on 8-31-2004 at 04:32 PM
play too much if....


- an icon appears at the top of your head when you say "i need a ride!"

- you look around for a "SHIFT" button to get into your car

- you think, "atleast i can just press spacebar" if you're about to get your ass kicked really, really bad

- when you meet someone you ask them if they're in a squad

- you can now fly a real helicopter

- you earned your license to drive through novaworld

- you're as good a candidate for president as any other "war hero"

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[*] posted on 8-31-2004 at 05:47 PM


--when you try to shoot your friends because they arent on radar... :D
--when you get hurt you yell out 'MEDIC!!'
--when you hear a car backfire and go prone trying to avoid enemy fire




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[*] posted on 9-4-2004 at 02:28 AM


LMAO,
so the next time i walk/drive down the street and i see ppl do all this, i know they play BHD/TS and JO.

u have to be carefull tho guys, cus if ppl see u do all this eg lean at a corner ect, ppl will be phoning up mental homes and have you locked up lmao.......

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when you'v gone to the doctor and you say "ty med"
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