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[*] posted on 6-10-2004 at 02:00 PM


...when you wakeup and lean around your door before walking into the hall

...when you randomly go prone and roll around avoiding imaginery bullets

...when you pick up a ghillie suit before going hiking

...when you start repeating the words I got room on my helicopter anybody need a ride?, go! go! go!, and Need a ride! during normal activities

...when you attach a scope to your super soaker and call it a barrett.

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...when you hide in a tree with that custom supersoaker and hunt down squirrels

...when you wont get off your computer at 2:00am in the morning

...when you search ebay for a custom bb gun that resembles your favorite gun most (i have a psg-1 modelled bb gun ^^)

...when you start being like A.Bullet and Make mods

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...when you get into a barfight and get hit in the face, you blame it on lag

...when you start feeling that your walking slower, you repeat the letter t repeatedly





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[*] posted on 6-10-2004 at 09:31 PM


Hey there JayDog**DK**, I sure wouldnt mind having a few of my quotes on another site ;)





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[*] posted on 6-10-2004 at 09:52 PM


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...when you get into a barfight and get hit in the face, you blame it on lag


LMAO ---- Briliant,

This has got to be one of the funniest posts! :D
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[*] posted on 6-10-2004 at 09:55 PM


Yeah you wouldnt think it would you.. DFB.. Home of that bloke Steptoe.. funny place? No way lol :D Good stuff, good stuff.





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[*] posted on 6-11-2004 at 05:10 AM


HeHE i admitt to doing these two

--walking around hoping theres no lag! :P
--leaning before you take a corner
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[*] posted on 6-11-2004 at 09:09 AM


this is probably the funniest post i have seen here on dfbarracks, later im gunna be posting some more you know you play too much jo demo posts later ;).




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[*] posted on 6-11-2004 at 09:28 AM


Gd Gd, keep 'em coming all!!! :D

--- As you walk by a golf course you get a erge to go and pick up the flags whilst shouting i'm goin in at the top of your voice!

--- Start rolling on the ground when you see a golf ball flying at you fearing that they may be a stray bullet!

(I don't know, i'm not very good at this joke lark!!! LOL :D)




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biggrin.gif posted on 6-11-2004 at 09:29 AM


...when you see your neighbor going for the paper and you shout, "I'll Cover you!"

...when you install a keyboard into your car simply so you can drive with the WASD buttons.

...when you wait hours at a time for the next jeep to spawn in your area.

...when you exploit areas in your neighborhood for sniping spots

...when you refer to yourself in the third person by your in-game nickname.

...when you and your friends are having a conversation and a plane flies over heard you shout, "Watchout! Lag wave commin' in!"





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[*] posted on 6-11-2004 at 10:43 AM


...when you come down from the attic WITHOUT using the ladder, and break a leg...
...when you lean out the window, forgetting there is glass in real ones....
...when you try to jump down the stairs 8 at a time....
....when you hide behind a tree every time a chopper flies over....
....when you try to kill same chopper with your shoulder mounted umbrella....
....when you're at the beach swimming and wondering why the little green breath bar isnt coming up....
....when you're out shopping with the wife and you scream up to the curb outside the mall in your car and shout 'I've got room in this vehicle, anyone need a ride?'....
....when getting in your car you look around for the little green 'control' icon....
....when you drop the kids at school and as you arrive you upset them by shouting 'get out now!'....






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[*] posted on 6-13-2004 at 10:59 AM


HAHAHAHHAHAH.

some great additions...

... u get in a car accident and think, 'dang, my car is bright red now'

... you refer to your bathroom as Alpha base.

... your lost driving, and u tell the wife to press m and zoom out to see where we are.

im runnin out . lol
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[*] posted on 6-13-2004 at 07:09 PM


God at least im not the only 1 thought i was cracking up, ive said lol in a conversation (very embaresing ) and those bloody ttttttttttttttt,s on msn:D



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[*] posted on 6-14-2004 at 06:43 AM


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This is alittle something i do when i get addicted to a game, came up with a few and i hope everybody can add some :D

You know you play too much Joint Ops When....

-- you check the bushes around your house for snipers.

-- your reach for your stinger missile when you see a helicopter leave the airport.

-- you get in your car to drive and you look down to see if its green/yellow/ or red.

thats it for now. :D
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[*] posted on 6-14-2004 at 04:08 PM


when your washing your car and you grab the hose then scream IM ON THE 50!
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[*] posted on 6-19-2004 at 07:54 AM


HOLY SHIZZLE! if I laugh anymore I think i'm gonner POP!:o.
Any-way's heres a new 1 I thought of....

---when your playing a game and you press TAB to see if your first---

~lol keep em coming guys




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[*] posted on 6-19-2004 at 07:59 AM


I got a new 1:P

--When a innocent man is driving by, you run upto him and yell NEED A RIDE!..




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[*] posted on 6-25-2004 at 12:20 AM


-- when your mom tells you you have to go to bed at 5 A.M. --


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[*] posted on 6-25-2004 at 04:53 AM


For some of the older guys with kids....

1. U get into a full scale argument with your 5 year old son everytime he sits in ur comp. chair..

2.The missus puts u on a promise and u reply i'll be up in 5mins knowing its gonna be atleast 2hrs before u find her smashed out on the bed and u creep in beside her at 4am ..

3.U get known to workmates as Geordie instead of Kev..




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[*] posted on 6-27-2004 at 07:39 AM
Help a friend move house


You help a friend move house and when the last box is taken out you shout "room clear".

or

While at work you crawl over boxes with a pen in your hand trying sneak up on your manager who hates games.


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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 01:24 AM


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when your washing your car and you grab the hose then scream IM ON THE 50!


LOL LOL LOL

... when you see somebody fall and you see a flashing blue name above their heads.

... when you get in a fight and win, then start using the JO taunts as the guy is knocked out. ' You want some of this? wooooooooo! '

... when after a day of playing joint ops, you walk out in the sunlight and its like you were just flash banged.

... when you go into a room of smokers, and you go prone with your back to the wall because enemies might come through the smoke cloud.

... when you start camping outside the local military base because your trying to take over a progressive spawn point.
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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 01:44 AM


When your mate drops in for a coffee, and your kids chant "Iceman's Here Dad.."








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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 02:04 AM


lol beautiful EE hehe.... squad members got together on the weekend... stuffed if i know any of their real names even now lol... only called them by their game names lol.



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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 05:53 AM


-- when you spend 4 hours on novas forums arguing about allowing 150 player servers just to have Nova delete the thread for making them look bad..

-- when your first things you do in the morning is visit all the DF forums to see what important info is available.

-- when you get so pissed about Nova's decisions you curse and say im not ever playing this game again - and then you start up the game.








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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 07:15 AM


LMAO great post!

now what have i done :D

-- said "LOL" instead of laughing

--saying enamy spotted when the cat walks into the room

--when you watch black hawk down (the dvd) and someone gets killed you shout at the TV "you stupid n00b i could of killed him!"

once again great post :D:cool:




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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 11:03 AM


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lol beautiful EE hehe.... squad members got together on the weekend... stuffed if i know any of their real names even now lol... only called them by their game names lol.


LOL...well, this really happens....Sometimes, when Derek's here, they walk around chanting "Iceman, Iceman....."or "Derek is Iceman..Derek is Iceman......" well, there only 5,6,and 7..

Roughrider's name is Paul, if he was there...

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[*] posted on 7-7-2004 at 11:07 AM


yeah roughie was there hehe.. see u even know his name and i don't lol. he beat me at pool :( i'll have to practice and beat him next month lol... we are trying to make a monthly Brisbane meet for the AUS squad and APC squad members since we are always playing each other.



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