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Mojo2004
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Posts: 170
Registered: 6-5-2003
Location: Sussex, UK
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Mood: scarred...
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when u print screenshots off and get ur BB sniper rifle on them from the end of your garden....
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urb1972
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Posts: 30
Registered: 6-21-2003
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ITS THE GREATEST GAME IN THE WORLD
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AmericanPie*KYA*
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Posts: 11
Registered: 8-27-2003
Location: TEXAS, USA
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Mood: ~Sweet as Pie~
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Well at least the missus knows where u are what u r doing, and make her a cuppa tea between maps goes down well.
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Try teaching her to play.....you'll never get your pc back again :P
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1111111111
Grunt
Posts: 1
Registered: 10-17-2003
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When you lying in bed and your worried that your glitching
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Sniper-bk-
Grunt
Posts: 6
Registered: 10-18-2003
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Mood: Bored...
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-when u dream the whole night away...
-when u cant wait to get home, and then ignore your homework...
-when u have to go to the bathroom, but just hafta see the end of the map, so u go in your pants...
-when u walk into ur first hour class and think the room is full of AK-47-toting militia...
just my thoughts...
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Scorpion101
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Posts: 188
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When...
When people in the street seem to vanish and reappear 3 feet away a split second later :D
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NmE...Space
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-When your walking down the street, some kid falls off his bike and you run up to him, throw a first-aid kit at his forehead and run behind a tree
before you get shot...
-When you cancel your plans with your girlfriend to play in a match on Saturday night(I have done this on a few occasions)
-When you put your BHD Name on your lab report(I have also done this)
-Finally when you're playing football and in the same play you throw an interception and call the guy a dang glitcher, and you miss the tackle and say
'BS you lagger!'... Just a few thoughts by me, 
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Havoc
Colonel
Posts: 495
Registered: 3-3-2003
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We need to send all of you to the psychiatric ward get some help calm down, or a BHD patch, that could help too:P:P:P
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--DeMoN--
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Posts: 31
Registered: 10-18-2003
Location: canada
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lol gezzzzzzzzzz guys i play BHD 16/7 and i dont do all that :P
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*SOT*Immortal
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Guess your not addicted.
Your addicted when your wife has to pull the headphones away from your ear to talk to you cuz you listening for a knifer.
I drive a truck and deliver sulfuric acid to power plants. They would make awsome maps good sniping areas and assaulter friendly. Too bad I dont have
a creative bone in my body.
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Scorpion101
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Posts: 188
Registered: 4-8-2003
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When....
When ur on ur way to work, and you climb in the back of ur Jeep expecting to see a .50cal.
When u see a worker on a roofline and u try to snipe him with ur umbrella.
When ur dog lifts its head from the floor and u try to shoot it thinking its a croc.
When parachuting out of a plane you forget to open ur chute coz u think the 3ft of water will save you.
When u scream at ur kids to 'GET BACK FROM THAT AREA!!' that ur gardener has staked out with red tipped stakes.
When u go swimming and try to knife some poor kid.
When ur working on ur roof and just jump off, busting both legs.
When u destroy ur house trying to open the basement door with a satchel charge.
When soeone falls in the street, and u say 'it's ok, i'm a medic'....but ur only 14.
When ur walking over a bridge hand in hand with ur wife/girlfriend and someone runs towards you, you jump off, taking her with you.
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juanph
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Posts: 10
Registered: 10-14-2003
Location: Virginia, USA
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LOL.....
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you are addicted to bhd when......
The divorce papers come in and you sign 'em!!:P |
When the divorce Papers come in and you sign them with your BHD Name and Clan Tag. :D :D
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davesnow
DFB Map Rater
Posts: 947
Registered: 8-5-2003
Location: Jonesboro, Arkansas
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Mood: Old'n'Cranky
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and
when you see a beat-up Pick-up truck with a crummy roll bar and you hear that WAV file, "WHERE'D THAT TECHNICAL COME FROM?!?!?!"
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juanph
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Posts: 10
Registered: 10-14-2003
Location: Virginia, USA
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LOL..I did that...
One of the people at work asked me for something in an email... I responded with LOL...ht thought I said "lots of luck" and got pissed off.
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You know your addicted to online chat and gaming when you find yourself wanting to say "laugh out loud" (lol for those who don't know) to people you
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Big Diesel
General
Posts: 585
Registered: 5-15-2003
Location: Boston,MA
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I just read all of this posts and I have never laughed so hard in my life before.You guys are very creative,and the funnier part of this is that most
of these are true.
I know I have done alot of these too....
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D
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DBR_ONIX
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Posts: 170
Registered: 6-11-2003
Location: Scotland
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Mood: Mwa haha
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Creative..?
No ones making these up....
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Havoc
Colonel
Posts: 495
Registered: 3-3-2003
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Mood: Returning home
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Ok I came up with some that some people might do
Not things I actually do...seriously you people have problems lol
When you're walking, see a big truck think there's a technical behind it, grab a sprite can throw it in front of it and say to your friends "Run the
smoke will cover us"
When you throw the football at the other team and say "Hurry up the grenade will take care of them, rush the zone"
When you're running and all of a sudden you fall and then you call "Medic!"
When you're playing paintball and you hit someone from a distance and you say to the ref "Darn I should have gotten a sniper kill bonus"
When you try to cartwheel through things to see if you go through
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KnightRaider
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Registered: 7-22-2003
Location: somerset
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You Know Ur Addicted to BHD when
-Your replying to a topic like this one with more silly ideas.
- Avoiding fire from pencils, across a classroom, and giving tatical support fire.
-You climb onto your bed to getting into the best posution to shoot your brother.
-You find you self strafing from side to side down the high street.
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kwa menace
Grunt
Posts: 1
Registered: 12-10-2003
Location: england
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You know your addicted to BHD when; your always looking for "that perfect sniper spot" when doing your daily things.
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TK~LOKI
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Posts: 4
Registered: 10-14-2003
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You have 6 term papers due last week and u just want to get one more level of BHD in before u start writing.
I'M POOCHED
bhd was designed by the devil
HAHAHA
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The Bishop
Corporal
Posts: 216
Registered: 7-19-2003
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Mood: decadent
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addicted
You know when your addicted, cos you are at least a corporal in this forum.
You know when you are addicted when playing DM the same person keeps shooting you, and you think he/she has a vendetta against you, even though they
cannot tell its you. Unless they not playing by the rules.
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JOHNSON-ACF
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Registered: 12-3-2003
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- You dream about BHD
-start talking bhd at the dinner table and your family just starts to devour the beets
-wishing i had a m-60 on my delivery truck
-replying to this topic lol
-last one lol when your new baby is born u consider naming him/her .... n00b
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Denyingshadow
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Posts: 2
Registered: 12-11-2003
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you have played too much...
when you have spent over 5000$ on novalogic games (and 2000$ just for bhd/JO...my comp specs
amd athlon xp 3200
1024 ram
cd burner
120gig hard drive
floppy
at radeon 9800 pro
asus mobo
a case with buttload of fans
an lcd monitor (17"))...
when you take a meat knife from the kitchen and "take down" family members...
when you strategize about the best sniper points on maps...
when your only imidiate goal is to reach a computer with bhd on it...
when the devil is lag...
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Stealth~MOH~
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Posts: 54
Registered: 11-25-2003
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You know.......
You have it bad when:
-Your at school and you screw off you work to design a 5 nade map on your note book.
-Wake up in the morning and think about how your going to kill those gunners
-Check this Forum every 3 hours
-Start getting pissed off and slamming your mouse down and cussing at the screen because of naders, gunners, and laggers
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Þoncho
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you know your addicted when
you know your addicted when you jump up outta bed and yell at your wife cause she killed you wilth friendly fire.......she had to slap me in the
face to wake me up properly and let me know what i did...
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