Bad Eagle
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Som1 got a good joke?
Eny 1 got some good jokes? i would like 2 hear som
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madhatter
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A blind man walked into a bar,
bam right into it alright
Closed in protest to DFB :P
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Steve169
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lol good 1 :D
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Bad Eagle
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lol good 1
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Ice cold
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IDK if i can post it but its racist so tell me if i should or shouldnt
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madhatter
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heck no
Closed in protest to DFB :P
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davesnow
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ICE!!!
The time is 1920. It is a very warm July day. A salesman walks to a bus stop in a busy midwestern city. As he stands waiting for the bus, he sees a
horse-drawn wagon approach. The horse looks very tired. On the side of the wagon is painted in big, broad letters the word “ICE”. Sitting on the
wagon is a large fat man yelling, “Ice! Ice! Get your ice!!”
A woman sticks her head out of an upstairs window and waves at the fat guy, “I want some ice! I want a twenty-five cent piece.”
The fat guy stops the wagon , cuts a piece of ice, and walks toward the woman’s apartment building. The salesman glances at the horse and is
surprised to hear the horse say, “Whew! What a life.”
The salesman says, “What did you say?’
The horse replies, “I said what a life. Work work work, is all I do. Five days a week, I pull this ice wagon from dusk till dawn. On Saturdays the
owner gives kiddy rides all day in the park. On Sundays he takes young lovers for rides in the surrey. All I do is work. That’s why I said What a
life!”
The salesman says, “Does he know you can talk?”
The horse says, “No, and don’t you tell him either. . .he’ll make me yell ‘ICE’!”
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themime
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Alright, So a guy walks up to a the bartender and says "I bet u 10 dollars that i can pi$$ in a shot glass standing 10 feet from it". The bartender
says "alright yur on", and takes the bet. Then sets the shotglass 10 feet from the guy. so then the guy unzipps his pants and starts pi$$in' every
were not even touching the shot glass. after th guy was done he goes up to the bartender and says "dang" and hands the bartender the 5 dollars. the
guy then walks to the outher end of the bar and says to one guy "see i told u i cud hit everything but the glass standing 10 feet from it". so the guy
then pulls out and hands the guy a 50 dollar bill.
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Blitz
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LOL, good ones.
A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became
apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked one of the cowboys.
The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the
woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer.
His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
I edited it a bit for the youngsters that cruise the forums.
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Bad Eagle
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lol
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kjd
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jokes
there is a good 1 by me on rant and rave
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