davesnow
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The story of Uncle Bob
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came
back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of
the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess"
"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"
"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live
chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."
"That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land
in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and
then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed
twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Don't f*ck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."
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Blitz
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Haha, funny man, keep em coming.
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D-SHIZNIT
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THATS THE FUNNIEST STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooooooo no, no laghing smily
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lol
lmfao thats good man :D
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Cyrus [BoX]
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lol that was a good one
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Syphen
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LMAO...good joke ima tell my parents that one..they will laugh their ass off.
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wet my self
dude that was funny my friends loved it keep em comming dude
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Ahahah, lol
Not normally do I read alot of these posts such as this one.. but I will say, that one was pretty funny... good one to ya for posting that.
- Brian M.
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ThrasherMoS
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thats a good one where u get it at??
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Timber3050
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LMFAO! hey uncle bob, I got your hat- *POW* Uh! my eye!
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i about died of laughter
lol that was hilarious!!! i gotta tell this one to some of my buddies!!!
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Should've been... "Killed the last ten with the broken whiskey bottle. lol
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great
Great- Im laughing my A*** off. Sweet joke dave.
CURRAHEE
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Steve169
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agree w/ timber lol:D
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Bad Eagle
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omg lol funny story
Bad Eagle
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Dire Wolf
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excellent joke:D
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V good jk :D
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ahahahahahahaa
love the joke man ahahahahahahahaha:P:D
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:PLMFAO:P
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LMFAO, Dude that was great.........
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