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A Drunken Theory
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You know you play too much when...
This is alittle something i do when i get addicted to a game, came up with a few and i hope everybody can add some :D
You know you play too much Joint Ops When....
-- you check the bushes around your house for snipers.
-- your reach for your stinger missile when you see a helicopter leave the airport.
-- you get in your car to drive and you look down to see if its green/yellow/ or red.
thats it for now. :D
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A.Bullet
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-- when you say the letters T or Y before talking to someone..
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ATi
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-- Answer the phone and ask where that person is on the grid..
-- You start to call young people 'n00bs' in real life..
-- You go prone and yell 'Sniper On The Hill!!' In an American voice when a rickety car back-fires as it passes by..
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A Drunken Theory
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haha, nice ones.
i was gonna keep it joint ops orientated but... since u opened the lid :D
-- you find your brother all alone in the house, and you call him a noob for camping
-- when sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your teamspeak transmit button before talking.
-- you run outta your room every morning in fear of getting spawn killed.
-- you see something funny, but not completely laughable, - you say 'laugh out loud' instead of laughing.
-- you see something amazing and u say the words OH EM GEE (OMG).
-- you jump off the balcony chasing your brother then you realize that the fall damage is alittle more in real life.
-- you see somebody hurt on the street and you run up yelling, im a medic!
-- your walking down the street, your trying to press the w button.
-- you pass out game CD's as a recruitment tool.
-- your wife checks your scrimmage schedule before planning any vacations.
-- you scream in an asian accent "Need a Ride!" everytime u need to be picked up, and "GO GO GO" once u get in the car.
-- Hate one of your friends just because they have the same name as somebody that owns you in the server.
-- you strafe down the street hoping your neighbors wont get a good read on you.
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A Drunken Theory
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-- after having a "lovely evening" (u know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.
-- you call your girlfriend a hacker, because you suspect her of cheating.
-- everytime you see any war movie or tactical fighting, you think you could of taken them out with the rocket chopper.
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Soul Syphon
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More
- when u get into a Zodiac and sneak to next doors
- when u see a hole in ure jumper and cry out i need a medic.
- when u see someon having a fit on the street u get doen and yell HES GETTING POUNDED BY A MINIGUN CHOPPER!!!
- when ure at the airport and u jump out of the chopper
lol :D:D:D
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ATi
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| Quote: | Originally posted by A Drunken Theory
-- after having a "lovely evening" (u know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.
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LMFAO! Oh crap I dont think I've laughed that much in a while, thats made my day mate thanks :D
But this... "-- you see something funny, but not completely laughable, - you say 'laugh out loud' instead of laughing. " I have actually done that :o
-- You lean while running when you go out for the morning paper..
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A Drunken Theory
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 :D:D
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A.Bullet
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-- when you jump out of your car as you get to work while the cars still rolling and run in the door while your vehicle goes rolling on past ..
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Timber3050
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-when you wake up in the morning after dreaming you say a stinger on your tail
You know you've played too long at once when you go into a weird state (which i've done numerous times, usually due to being tired) you know your
awake, but it feels like a dream, usual side affects are
-you react faster
-unaware of anything happening around you, and its as though all sounds relating to anything other then the game are blocked out
-you don't blink for 4 minutes at a time
and my third 1
-you strain yourself trying to find reasons you've played too much
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HumanTarget
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| Quote: | Originally posted by A Drunken Theory
-- when sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your teamspeak transmit button before talking. |
I'm ashamed to admit i have done this lol, i'd just been playing a squad match, and had to answer the phone lol... lucky i had turned TS off lol.
i have also said "lol" instead of laughing once... though that was a hang up from tooooo much internet chat lol
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A Drunken Theory
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LOL. Dont be ashamed, i've done a bunch listed here.
-- you expect a red cross to appear when you see one of your friends.
-- you start seeing neon green nametags above peoples heads.
-- you perform a new move in bed the wifey says "Nice Shot!"
-- you fall behind on a walk, and your reason is that your on 56k (dumb, i know. hehe)
-- you keep looking up when driving your friends to see if your getting bonus points.
-- you drop to the prone position when you see your neighbors.
-- every visual site becomes an idea for a map.
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-you strain yourself trying to find reasons you've played too much
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HAHA.
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RedNR
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-- When you goto laugh at something and say LOL
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Wo|f
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| Quote: | Originally posted by A.Bullet
-- when you say the letters T or Y before talking to someone.. |
Yep, i've definately done that, everytime i'm on msn or aim it usually says talrite m8 or thi
lol 
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A Drunken Theory
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-- your sitting on the couch with your friends, and you expect their head to turn backwards like the exorcist. (freaked me out when i first started
playing this game, sat in a chopper and watched the pilot's head spin as he looked around LOL.)
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Sgt. STL Devil
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ROFL. OMG I havnt laughed this much in a long time. i dont have any yet, once i think of some ill post. LMAO!
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Kurt*BK*
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--you find your brother all alone in the house, and you call him a noob for camping
-- after having a "lovely evening" (u know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.
-- you jump off the balcony chasing your brother then you realize that the fall damage is alittle more in real life.
-- when sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your teamspeak transmit button before talking. (Guilty)
-- You lean while running when you go out for the morning paper..
-- you start seeing neon green nametags above peoples heads.
-- you perform a new move in bed the wifey says "Nice Shot!"
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Soul Syphon
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OHH!!!
-u jump into someones car and try to get on the '50. (BUMP!!!)
-u grab a hairdryer and start blowing everyone away saying, "THIS IS FOR C@NNI8A\_!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(cos hes someone u saw on a game and some guy shot him in the head. NOOOOO!!)
come on keep it goin'!!!
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Cobra
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lol man that's some funny stuff!
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A.Bullet
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your most dreaded words become..
Allocation error.. polyterrain colormap blah blah bla..
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ATi
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No Bullet, you just killed that one :D
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Wo|f
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dang, i'd wish i'd said tht when i thought of it! Although in soe respects i'm quite happy you did!
Ok wot about sayin things like 'ty' in a normal conversation with friends! I know i've done it! 
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ATi
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Yeah I say that to my mum all the time lol :D
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Bozz-OMC-
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That is deadset funny stuff i near pee'd myself reading all that guys good stuff!
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JayDog**DK**
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:D great.......been here at the barrack many times...for dwnload mainly but this post made me register....the "u know u played to much" list i have
seen before, but this post could propably be the most complete list or atleast funniest i have seen.....and for once for a game i play.......
bottom line: Would it be ok if i "borrowed" the best or perhaps them all and published a list of them (with credits ofc)on my upcoming GAMESITE www.Jointhedawgside.dk a site covering (when its finished) Gaming (bhd, jo ops or "that family" mainly) & what can i say Clan and gaming related
stuff like gamevideos by players, sigs, avatars, gamehumor, toonz, in other words = ANYTHING U CAN DO WITH OR FOR YOUR GAME (or com) WHEN NOT ACTUALLY
PLAYING IT
the site will be up in a few months due to a 3 months vacation but here is a little taste of whut to come in a 30mb video http://www.jointhedawgside.dk/video/JaydogDKvideo.avi my first btw.....
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