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u know u are addicted to bhd when

AAF Superman - 9-30-2003 at 12:36 PM

you are addicted to bhd when......
-You look around every corner to see if there are clays.
-Feel like someone is watching you all the time.
-When you play 16 hours ...non stop.
- And you hog the computer at home.

DemonKnightSOT - 9-30-2003 at 09:35 PM

Not just BHD lol. I com home from work and play both BHD and DF2 for a min of 3 hours each. Gotta make myself take time for the kids and wife.
Yea its definantly an addiction. But hey its legal :P

Shammy - 10-1-2003 at 01:39 AM

i agree with all but the first ... just cuz u look around corners dont reallly mean u r addicted id say more or cautious and not wanting to die lol

Steptoe - 10-1-2003 at 06:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DemonKnightSOT
Not just BHD lol. I com home from work and play both BHD and DF2 for a min of 3 hours each. Gotta make myself take time for the kids and wife.
Yea its definantly an addiction. But hey its legal :P


!/ Get the kids a machine each, and play with them....but be prepared to get wiped by them...but the sparkle in their eyes when they do, it worth it
2/ Well at least the missus knows where u are what u r doing, and make her a cuppa tea between maps goes down well.

DemonKnightSOT - 10-1-2003 at 01:10 PM

Gonna wait till I get on cable before doing another machine but have every intention of playin with the kids lol. My oldest boy already has a knack for knifing. Gonna have to watch myself lol.

Heh

Scorpion101 - 10-1-2003 at 01:25 PM

you are addicted to bhd when......


The divorce papers come in and you sign 'em!!:P:cool:

cwebb4 - 10-1-2003 at 01:42 PM

WOW-THEN I GUESS IM ADDICTED. I DO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE. LOL. OH WELL, ITS NOT LIKE ITS A BAD THING............CWEBB4

You know you are addicted to BHD when---

davesnow - 10-3-2003 at 03:38 AM

You stretch and get up from your computer to take a short break and notice the rest of the house is dark. . . . . everyone else has gone to bed.

Girlie - 10-3-2003 at 04:37 AM

You know you are addicted to BHD when.....

You invite your friends round.......make them a cup of tea and then get on with the game........leaving them to amuse themselves for a few hours. lol

You look up from the game and they have cooked themselves dinner ........done the washing up.............and left you a note saying they are asleep upstairs.

$*Buck - 10-3-2003 at 07:19 AM

first time i played BHD...it lasted for 10 hrs straight,my right arm and hand were so numb(and my backside too) i had to soak it in ice water.....u ever sit in a bucket of ice water ???....:P

madhatter - 10-3-2003 at 07:48 AM

Hmm all very true things
You know your addicted when u cancel going to yer gf's;) house because u got the urge to knife people(her parents were home so its not all that bad!)
- You get mad at your cat when he rubs against u and you jump because its a tense game.

-You say your sick so u can stay home from school and play

- You buy the BHD sweat shirt and its summer time

- On your speed dial is novalogic customer nothelp:P

- also on your speed dial is the 12 step program meeting to get off of the drug

But oh well i used to play a game called Motor city online and that was much more addicting, was so bad! lol

OMS Smoke - 10-4-2003 at 03:02 AM

- Your alarm clock goes off and you try to use your radio detenator to turn it off

- You drive by a stadium and look around it to se if there are any snipers in the bleachers or in the lights

- You drie by somehting and think " that would make a cool map"

- You dream about BHD

- Your wife thinks your looking at [Censored] all night, because you never to to bed with her at the same time

Blitz - 10-4-2003 at 03:32 AM

LOL, funny [Censored].

- You know your addicted when you get grounded so your parents take away the keyboad and you pull out your spair that you keep hidden and hook it up while they are gone. (Did that once)

ripunew1 - 10-4-2003 at 03:20 PM

You forgot to add if you type "t" before you type anything else when using AOL IM or yahoo messenger... :0)

COW *AUS* - 10-8-2003 at 05:43 PM

HEHE i even marked my EYDROPS and called them DELTA FORCE DROPS :o

Way too much time on this game way too much

COW .....EX *AUS*

Steptoe - 10-8-2003 at 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ripunew1
You forgot to add if you type "t" before you type anything else when using AOL IM or yahoo messenger... :0)


Man that one realy gets to me....

Sometimes, after a intense evening, all I seem to dream is bhd, then I wake up. and think yeah I can do that in that map...get to next evening and cant rem what it was, even if I rem what map it was lol.

madhatter - 10-9-2003 at 06:01 AM

When your walking through the hallways in school and ur wondering where you would jump if a reddy came out.

When you try to snipe our your friend with your bbgun and you hit him..he deserved it

When you make threads about being addicted to BHD and posting in them

Vox - 10-9-2003 at 09:43 AM

Your Glasses get "burn in"

Your hands natural shape is the form of a mouse.

AAF Superman - 10-10-2003 at 11:40 AM

HAHA WE HAVE ALL THE SAME PROBLEMS I CAN RELATE TO ALL OF THEM.

Blitz - 10-10-2003 at 12:59 PM

You know your addicted to online chat and gaming when you find yourself wanting to say "laugh out loud" (lol for those who don't know) to people you meet outside of your computer.

I have also done this.

The Doc - 10-11-2003 at 12:20 AM

OMG Blitz i thought i was the only one :D

-=BAF=- Forest - 10-11-2003 at 03:01 AM

lol

Crusader - 10-14-2003 at 07:53 AM

Me 2 I laugh when someone say something funny, and I say lol, in the short term, L O L, in norweegian accent. :D


madhatter - 10-14-2003 at 11:23 AM

URG i hate internet slang, after summer break i wrote most of my english paper in i slang and got a D! lol...its EvIl

SickSnypa - 10-14-2003 at 12:29 PM

-you and ur friend who also plays BHD run around in public shooting at the old lady and the 2 year old kid in the stroller that are imaginarilly on the red team. HHHAHAHA lmao

-When you use walkie talkies to do this and act like the walkie talkies are TeamSpeak.

-When you are talking to your friends on AIM or instant messenger, and you always push "t" or "y" before you type your message. LMAO

-when instead of grounding you from friends and TV and the computor, your parents ground u from BHD.

-if you sit in school and instead of doing work, you make a detailed drawing of every map, showing your battle strategies for the next time you play there.

-when you see people in the crowded hallways of school and just imagine the ammount of double kills you could get if you went nuts with your m60 right then. :cool:

Mojo2004 - 10-15-2003 at 01:48 AM

when u print screenshots off and get ur BB sniper rifle on them from the end of your garden....

urb1972 - 10-15-2003 at 07:35 AM

ITS THE GREATEST GAME IN THE WORLD

AmericanPie*KYA* - 10-16-2003 at 07:38 AM
Quote:

Well at least the missus knows where u are what u r doing, and make her a cuppa tea between maps goes down well.


Try teaching her to play.....you'll never get your pc back again :P

1111111111 - 10-17-2003 at 07:57 PM

When you lying in bed and your worried that your glitching

Sniper-bk- - 10-18-2003 at 08:52 AM

-when u dream the whole night away...
-when u cant wait to get home, and then ignore your homework...
-when u have to go to the bathroom, but just hafta see the end of the map, so u go in your pants...
-when u walk into ur first hour class and think the room is full of AK-47-toting militia...

just my thoughts...

When...

Scorpion101 - 10-18-2003 at 01:14 PM

When people in the street seem to vanish and reappear 3 feet away a split second later :D

NmE...Space - 10-18-2003 at 03:05 PM

-When your walking down the street, some kid falls off his bike and you run up to him, throw a first-aid kit at his forehead and run behind a tree before you get shot...
-When you cancel your plans with your girlfriend to play in a match on Saturday night(I have done this on a few occasions)
-When you put your BHD Name on your lab report(I have also done this)
-Finally when you're playing football and in the same play you throw an interception and call the guy a dang glitcher, and you miss the tackle and say 'BS you lagger!'... Just a few thoughts by me, :)

Havoc - 10-18-2003 at 09:05 PM

We need to send all of you to the psychiatric ward get some help calm down, or a BHD patch, that could help too:P:P:P

--DeMoN-- - 10-18-2003 at 09:11 PM

lol gezzzzzzzzzz guys i play BHD 16/7 and i dont do all that :P

*SOT*Immortal - 10-20-2003 at 01:22 PM

Guess your not addicted.
Your addicted when your wife has to pull the headphones away from your ear to talk to you cuz you listening for a knifer.
I drive a truck and deliver sulfuric acid to power plants. They would make awsome maps good sniping areas and assaulter friendly. Too bad I dont have a creative bone in my body.

When....

Scorpion101 - 10-20-2003 at 02:58 PM

When ur on ur way to work, and you climb in the back of ur Jeep expecting to see a .50cal.
When u see a worker on a roofline and u try to snipe him with ur umbrella.
When ur dog lifts its head from the floor and u try to shoot it thinking its a croc.
When parachuting out of a plane you forget to open ur chute coz u think the 3ft of water will save you.
When u scream at ur kids to 'GET BACK FROM THAT AREA!!' that ur gardener has staked out with red tipped stakes.
When u go swimming and try to knife some poor kid.
When ur working on ur roof and just jump off, busting both legs.
When u destroy ur house trying to open the basement door with a satchel charge.
When soeone falls in the street, and u say 'it's ok, i'm a medic'....but ur only 14.
When ur walking over a bridge hand in hand with ur wife/girlfriend and someone runs towards you, you jump off, taking her with you.

Hehehe
:D

LOL.....

juanph - 10-21-2003 at 03:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Scorpion101
you are addicted to bhd when......


The divorce papers come in and you sign 'em!!:P:cool:


When the divorce Papers come in and you sign them with your BHD Name and Clan Tag. :D;):D

and

davesnow - 10-21-2003 at 03:36 AM

when you see a beat-up Pick-up truck with a crummy roll bar and you hear that WAV file, "WHERE'D THAT TECHNICAL COME FROM?!?!?!"

LOL..I did that...

juanph - 10-21-2003 at 03:40 AM

One of the people at work asked me for something in an email... I responded with LOL...ht thought I said "lots of luck" and got pissed off.
Quote:
Originally posted by *58th*Blitz
You know your addicted to online chat and gaming when you find yourself wanting to say "laugh out loud" (lol for those who don't know) to people you meet outside of your computer.

I have also done this.

Big Diesel - 10-21-2003 at 03:43 AM

I just read all of this posts and I have never laughed so hard in my life before.You guys are very creative,and the funnier part of this is that most of these are true.

I know I have done alot of these too....
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

DBR_ONIX - 10-21-2003 at 04:00 AM

Creative..?
No ones making these up....
:P:P
- Ben

Havoc - 10-21-2003 at 10:29 AM

Ok I came up with some that some people might do

Not things I actually do...seriously you people have problems lol

When you're walking, see a big truck think there's a technical behind it, grab a sprite can throw it in front of it and say to your friends "Run the smoke will cover us"

When you throw the football at the other team and say "Hurry up the grenade will take care of them, rush the zone"

When you're running and all of a sudden you fall and then you call "Medic!"

When you're playing paintball and you hit someone from a distance and you say to the ref "Darn I should have gotten a sniper kill bonus"

When you try to cartwheel through things to see if you go through

You Know Ur Addicted to BHD when

KnightRaider - 12-10-2003 at 07:16 AM

-Your replying to a topic like this one with more silly ideas.
- Avoiding fire from pencils, across a classroom, and giving tatical support fire.
-You climb onto your bed to getting into the best posution to shoot your brother.
-You find you self strafing from side to side down the high street.

kwa menace - 12-10-2003 at 07:42 AM

You know your addicted to BHD when; your always looking for "that perfect sniper spot" when doing your daily things.

TK~LOKI - 12-10-2003 at 03:53 PM

You have 6 term papers due last week and u just want to get one more level of BHD in before u start writing.

I'M POOCHED
bhd was designed by the devil
HAHAHA

addicted

The Bishop - 12-10-2003 at 06:23 PM

You know when your addicted, cos you are at least a corporal in this forum.


You know when you are addicted when playing DM the same person keeps shooting you, and you think he/she has a vendetta against you, even though they cannot tell its you. Unless they not playing by the rules.

JOHNSON-ACF - 12-11-2003 at 03:53 AM

- You dream about BHD

-start talking bhd at the dinner table and your family just starts to devour the beets

-wishing i had a m-60 on my delivery truck
-replying to this topic lol
-last one lol when your new baby is born u consider naming him/her .... n00b

Denyingshadow - 12-11-2003 at 09:24 AM

you have played too much...
when you have spent over 5000$ on novalogic games (and 2000$ just for bhd/JO...my comp specs
amd athlon xp 3200
1024 ram
cd burner
120gig hard drive
floppy
at radeon 9800 pro
asus mobo
a case with buttload of fans
an lcd monitor (17"))...
when you take a meat knife from the kitchen and "take down" family members...
when you strategize about the best sniper points on maps...
when your only imidiate goal is to reach a computer with bhd on it...
when the devil is lag...

You know.......

Stealth~MOH~ - 12-12-2003 at 12:25 AM

You have it bad when:

-Your at school and you screw off you work to design a 5 nade map on your note book.
-Wake up in the morning and think about how your going to kill those gunners
-Check this Forum every 3 hours
-Start getting pissed off and slamming your mouse down and cussing at the screen because of naders, gunners, and laggers

you know your addicted when

̃oncho - 12-12-2003 at 02:24 AM

you know your addicted when you jump up outta bed and yell at your wife cause she killed you wilth friendly fire.......she had to slap me in the face to wake me up properly and let me know what i did...

TK~LOKI - 12-17-2003 at 06:57 PM

I just did this!!!!!
-Install BHD on all your friends computers so whenever u go out BHD is never far away. (Keep a copy of bhd on u at all times incase there is a computer around u can get a few min on)
-You go on TS while u are at a crowded house party, getting drunk, to check and and see how the team is doing.

HumanTarget - 12-17-2003 at 07:28 PM

I semi did that lol. I have it installed on all the work computers lol. but that's because we play LAN at work lol :P

I guess I'm an addict

Sitting Duck. - 12-19-2003 at 12:35 AM

When I see a building, tower, radiotower, bushes, I think to myself....hmmm... nice sniper spot.....:P

makes you wonder...

Wilson1990 - 12-23-2003 at 11:03 AM

i play almost 24 7

Wilson1990 - 12-23-2003 at 11:04 AM

i love it very much

Jonny Rubber - 12-23-2003 at 11:05 AM

wilson 1990 you will end up with minus posts if you keep this spamming up

Missing Link - 12-25-2003 at 05:19 AM

hahaha those were pointless lmao